Only those who were fans of "Friends" will understand what a "nubin" is. It is a third nipple.
And Bram has one.
And he doesn't like Hubby and I to talk about it.
He freaks out and yells, "I DON'T HAVE A NUBIN!!" This leads to Hubby and I asking, "are you upset about your nubin?" or "does your nubin make you feels insecure?" All the while laughing our asses off at our poor 3 year old getting totally fired up over his third nipple.
The third nipple/nubin is actually a mosquito bite that he scratched till it was a scab. So it has been there longer than normal.
I kind of don't want it to go away because I like asking him about it and hearing him yell, "IT ISN'T A THIRD NIPPLE AND IT ISN'T A NUBIN!"
Am I a bad mom?
I would totally post pictures but I don't want creeps looking at my kids nubin.
See, not posting his nubin makes me a good and responsible mom.