Thursday, May 14, 2009

He has a "nubin"

Only those who were fans of "Friends" will understand what a "nubin" is. It is a third nipple.

And Bram has one.

And he doesn't like Hubby and I to talk about it.

He freaks out and yells, "I DON'T HAVE A NUBIN!!" This leads to Hubby and I asking, "are you upset about your nubin?" or "does your nubin make you feels insecure?" All the while laughing our asses off at our poor 3 year old getting totally fired up over his third nipple.

The third nipple/nubin is actually a mosquito bite that he scratched till it was a scab. So it has been there longer than normal.

I kind of don't want it to go away because I like asking him about it and hearing him yell, "IT ISN'T A THIRD NIPPLE AND IT ISN'T A NUBIN!"

Am I a bad mom?

I would totally post pictures but I don't want creeps looking at my kids nubin.

See, not posting his nubin makes me a good and responsible mom.



msprimadonna67 said...

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Something In The Glass said...

That is one of my all-time favorite eps of friends. Along with the doody/duty episode, Ross's leather pants and anything that involved Phoebe pretending to be Regina Phalange.

A nubin, That's awesome!!!

I mean, Poor Bram.

starnes family said...

Umh......all of my freakshow kids have them. REAL ONES. Not mosquito bits. Blake has one, too.

HIS demented genes. Not mine.

Angry Julie Monday said...

I think you are an awesome parent just like me. Us mean parents make our kids stronger....

And sorry, you totally need pictures to go with this post.

Sassy Cass said...

Ok, now that is effin hilarious. Totally made my day. Even if you don't take pics for the blog you still have to get this for posterity. This story will be even funnier when he is about to get married!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Hah. I loved Friends and the nubin. Poor Bram.

juliarhock said...

And you said in your last post that nothing exciting was happening at your house... Au contraire!