Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Dear People Magazine,

I am just going to jump right into this complaint and get it off my chest (no pun intended).
All I need to say to your "magazine" is SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOU!!!! How sick and desperate are you that you put Heidi Montag and her weird brow lift and circus titties on the cover of your magazine?!

I would have to say pretty darn sick and desperate.

I have put up with your silly stories about Melissa Joan Hart and her "I had a baby! And I lost the baby weight!" baloney. I even skipped happily over Jennifer Love Hewitt and her "weight issues." "Adam Lambert GAY!" Really? Who knew?

But this "story?" This issue of your magazine (I use that term VERY loosely) has just beat all. Beat ALL, I tell you! And for this, I am UNSUBSCRIBING (which I know is not a word, but is now) to your smutty magazine.

Before I do unsubscribe, I must ask, what in the world has Heidi Montag done in her entire life (I dare not say "career") that would possess you to put her on the COVER! The only thing this sad little girl did was become a best friend/side kick on a reality show on MTV, for Christ's sake! She then started dating some sad soul that only started dating her to have some air time. A fake marriage, fake storyline and a set of fake boobs later......and she gets the cover of an established magazine? A magazine that interviewed the Obamas last week?

A cover story about all of her surgeries ALL by the age of 23!!!!???? Shame on you! Do you not understand how many young girls watch "The Hills?" They DO NOT need to think that this is in any form or fashion attractive OR even necessary. Oh, and did you know that quite a few 30 something year old mothers watch religiously? I'm guessing, no, you didn't.

Well, it is true. Quite. A. Few. And you know what? All of US 30 something mothers look a HELL OF A LOT better than the bimbo you put on your cover. Jiggly bellies, stretch marks, floppy boobies, weird looking nursing baby nipples and all!!

So it is a sad day that I bid adieu to you, People magazine. My love affair with you started long ago, with your endless following of Princess Diana. Your feel good stories of families and simple folk that do good. The interviews of established actors such as George Clooney or the late Katherine Hepburn. But today? Today, it ends. I hope I am not the only one that feels this way and you lose a lot of paying subscribers. I will never open your rag mag again. Ever. And I am a woman of my word, so count on THAT!



p.s. I feel I need to add that I love boobs and plan on getting a nice new pair this year. BUT I will be getting a large C that will go well with my 5'7/130lb/medium built frame. This is proportionate and will look fabulous. Heidi, however, is a size -0 with DDDs and wants them bigger! Dumb. RIDICULOUS!

*this letter was actually emailed to People magazine. oh snap!


Heather said...

love it! I could not agree more. very well said. she looks horrible.
although, I may keep reading People. Sorry, I can't quit...

Allyson and Dave said...

When I saw her picture I did not even recognize her. I thought she was pretty before but now she has that fake look that is only going to get worse with time. I am not against plastic surgery in anyway...but it should me in moderation. I thought she was a religious person...or so she claimed. But when you change your appearance that much do you think that God will recognize you????

Sara and Trey said...

That poor girl needs help. She used to be so cute and now she looks awful. Plain awful.

She's starting to look like that woman who got all those surgeries so she could look like a cat??? Do you remember her? That's what Heidi reminds me of.

People should be ashamed of themselves.

The Jones Family said...

Hell yea, I agree with it all. Seriously, what a freaking joke. The mag is so less in my eyes for this and she, after watching an interview on Extra, is simply pathetic.

When asked what how she would respond to all the girls watch her reality show if 10 surgeries in a day is something that is OK for them to do, she said that she was in a different career field than they were so not to judge or look to her then. Career? Really? Oh, and that was after telling us that her album came out. Singer?!

And I'm all for the boobs to but there is such a thing as class... some lack this once they get boobs. You don't have to hang them out to be sexy, unless it's all you have to offer!

SO disgusted by her now. And I watch The Hills.

Deelsu said...

OH SNAP is right! haha! This is totally ridiculous. She only had all that stuff done for publicity.
Her and Spencer try and create news so they can stay in the public spotlight.

The Soladay Family said...

4 words....SHE IS A FREAK.....

I agree with Britney about boobs....BUT....when you live your whole life without them and finally get them....sometimes you just wanna show them to the a nice sort of way....just sayin' =)

starnes family said...

Haven't you "unsubscribed" before?

Love the letter. Please do let us know what they send back. Carry on, Coco!

Carrie Darney said...

I have also been a subscriber for a long is my love. I agree that for her to be on the cover is terrible. I can't quit People mag...but this is just horrible. So right in that little girls have body issues bad and it is just getting worse...putting her on a pedistol like this is just not smart. I TOTALLY agree with you Sara about her looking like the Cat Woman!! AND she's only 23 and will do many more!

Spencer...what a loser...just the fact that she married him is bad this?!?!

BrownEyedGirlsMom said...

Great job Coco - way to be the voice for all of us 30 something moms with saggy boobs!

The Luis Family said...

Preach on sister, preach on!

Way to go! I have yet to get this issue... I get them a week behind ya'll. This is sad... VERY sad.

Thanks for throwing a a good work for those of us with floppy, nursed my kiddos, 30 something boobies! We ROCK!!!

Vintage Junky said...

here. here. People has gotten to be no better than the Enquirer. What a sad, silly little girl to think that she is becoming prettier. She was a cute girl and now she is starting to look like a drag queen.


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FROGGITY! said...

circus t's! hahahaha

i submit that she's wayyyy beyond circus. it's just gone to a whole. notha. level.

you're cracking me up with this post coco.

she looks like a deranged nicole kidman: frozen and lots older than 23!!!

i don't buy people and truthfully i stopped looking at too. it's boring and random and i can get my 'news' elsewhere.

Angry Julie Monday said...

Like I've posting on other blogs. Husband and I both agree, she's prepping for her career in porn. Seriously, I don't know what Spencer said to her, but she's completely whack! And I read my co-workers issues, she leaves them on the desk...

bryna said...

i was definitely surprised to see her on people.

morewineplease said...

You go girl! I bet they are actually reading it to! AND I would so love to be a fly on the wall!

The Rand's said...

First, I do watch The Hills. Have since it started. My husband thinks I'm an idiot for watching it, and I must say, it's a little bit embarrassing!
Poor, poor Heidi. She's so going to regret this later.
I'm glad you sent that to People. I, too, am disgusted that they chose her, of all people, to be on the cover. Seriously?
I do have to say that I will still probably read People. Ok. I should take the probably out. I love the Style Watch mag they do. Just got one today.

Meg said...

I couldn't agree more! Very well said!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Hah. She is such a train wreck. Sure, she's made so much money but people like her who make money off of looking stupid and being laughable, well, I am not jealous of that. I can't respect walking jokes like that.

Oh, and unsubscribing is a word. Go you!!!! And you spelled it right!!!

Sassafrass Jane said...

Oh eff People Mag. They try to play it off like they're "for the people". I've known that was BS for awhile. Yeah, the Obamas, or really anyone, should have taken the cover shot on that one. Heidi is nuts. Gorgeous girl before all of that crap. She never needed it. I blame her mostly, but Spencer too. SAD. And, uh, what positive feedback has she received from her "fans"? Does she have any?
Did you for real send that in?! Maybe you'll be in the front of next months issue ranting about titties. Hee!

Merry Mack said...

I sort of had the same reaction when I saw the news-stand. Who cares about her and her sickness with the knife? I barely know who she is.