Friday, November 14, 2008

Im lovin' it!

This morning I got up and realized I was out of coffee AND milk.

Bad for mommy, bad for babies. What is one to do?

Throw the kids in the car and head to the Mickey D's.

I love love love our McDonald's and it isn't for their fine culinary delights.
Oh no.
It is so much more than that. It is for Sassy Lady in the window.

This morning it was early, I threw on my work out clothes, flip flops. Bram was in his jammies, as was Miss Tessie. We were looking mighty fine as we pulled up to order. And when I heard HER voice, a huge smile spread over my face.

My morning had been officially made.

sassy lady: "Welcome to McDonald's, baby, how can I take your order?"

pretty me: "Yes, I would like a large coffee with three creams and a splenda, two white milk jugs, and a #1."

sassy lady: "Of course, sweet baby girl, that was a large coffee with three creams and a splenda, two white milk jugs, and a #1, pretty angel girl."

pretty me: "Yes, ma'am, that's it."

sassy lady: "You just pull around sweet darling baby. Ok beautiful?"

At the window:

sassy lady: "That will be $6.97 darling angel. My Lord in Heaven above will you look at those two doll babies in the back seat. Those two sets of dimples have just made my Friday. How blessed you are, beautiful angel mom."

pretty me: "Yes, ma'am. You have no idea how lucky I am."

sassy lady: "Here you go darling. You have an unbelievable weekend, you enjoy enjoy those precious dumplins!"

Seriously, this is in no way, shape, or form exaggerated. Sassy Lady is like this every time I drive through. And I drive through quite a bit for a diet Coke and bottled water. I just love her.

Sassy Lady puts such a beautiful, happy spin on ordering. She might make me so giddy one day, I might end up ordering a McRib!!!!

In fact, I am going to call her manager right now!

8 comments:

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Yeah, I think I would use that drive-through 3 times a week. More, when going through depression. She's better then Xanax!

Soxy Deb said...

There is one of those here, but at the Chik-Fil-A. She is exactly as free with the sweetie, honey and darlings. And I love it. I have heard some people make fun of her and it makes me wanna spit on their chicken biscuits. Buttheads!

KDLOST said...

i wish, oh how i wish that we had a sassy lady. we have flat out mean lady, unfortunate silent lady, and belligerent chip on shoulder lady. occasionally i will get a semi-chipper employee and i just want to give them a big ol' hug. i would go into overload with sassy lady. i'd probably buy her a new car or something.

you GO angel sweetie sassy girl!!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Now that's what I call a Happy Meal. Ya know, I HOPE you did in fact call her manager because that woman deserves it! I felt happy and giddy just reading that. Taht is just way too cool!!!!! Most of them are just so miserable to be working there. I worked at McD's when I was younger and loved it!!!!!

imgonnarunbabyrun said...

No fair! I get creepy, sexual harrasment guy and you get awesome sassy lady! I would go to McDonald's 3 times a day if that's what my ordering experience was like!

~Monty

morewineplease said...

OH MY WORD! I would be there 5 times a day!! I love it!!! I need her!

Angry Julie Monday said...

Not fair. Our McDonalds is like a block away. No one even speaks English. I'm jealous.

Lisa said...

She sounds awesome :-)