Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Classy with a capital C! (warning: cuss words)

Last night, I stopped at a convenience store to grab a diet Coke before I headed off to study.

The girl in line in front of me had an infant in a carrier with her and was having a serious conversation with the young cashier. All the while buying three packs of cigarettes and a Red Bull.

I only caught the tale end of the convo but what I did hear was juicy.

This is what she said, loudly, with about 3 others in the store. The other customers were all in their 60's and a tad startled.

Classy broad said, "That bitch Destiny better watch the fuck out. I swear she thinks I quite kickin' ass once I had a baby. But like hell I did! That c*#& is going to think something else when I knock her the fuck out with my baby on my hip!"

Seriously, am I being followed by Candid Camera?

19 comments:

Soxy Deb said...

OMG! I didn't know you lived in da hood - lmao!

Mama Clay said...

WOW. You couldn't have made up that conversation if you tried. That's freakin' funny!

starnes family said...

I detect a negative light shown on Red Bull and more offended by that than the language used.

If the shoe FITZ said...

Man, your neighbors are classy! ;)

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Get the hell out of Dogde City, Destiny!

Carrie Darney said...

Coco, I pledged Kappa in '93 and graduated '97...are you kinda scared that we may remember each other? I mean, you know...what if you kissed my boy friend or something?! Or you may still not be over the fact that Kappa kicked your ass in Powder Puff....you know my team won the Championship...I was starting middle linebacker ya know...

msprimadonna67 said...

Holy cow...now that's the kind of girl you want to take home to meet the family!

Something In The Glass said...

Why is it that our world makes it so hard to adopt an animal from the Humane Society, but there's nothing place to keep people LIKE THIS from having children.

That poor little baby.

Lisa said...

Yeah. I'm judging her...I can't help it. Yikes!

Coco said...

CARRIE! You must email me, we totally know each other, I guarantee it.
Two of my best friends are Jean Smith and Maren Raasch.
Suzanne Sweeney was my roommate and still a dear friend!
I am so curious!
Email me: courtbowen@yahoo.com

The Soladay Family said...

Cllaassyy...wow...The Red Bull was probably for the baby's sippy cup...

Angry Julie Monday said...

OMG that sounds like some white trash awesomeness!

Sassy Cass said...

And I thought stuff like that only happened in Alabama.

Anniebanannie said...

Duuuuuude-that's one class act right ther if you askin me.

Impulsive Addict said...

I'm sorry....did my conversation offend you? Don't make me come kick yo azz just cuz I'm a baby momma!

mbkatc230 said...

Boy oh boy, does she kiss her mamma with that mouth? Actually, she must be related to the two lovely "ladies" I saw at a discount store recently - purchases laid out neatly on the counter included 2 boxes of hair dye, 1 12 pack of Busch Beer, a carton of cigarettes and (drumroll please) an Early Pregnancy Test! Kathy

Belle (from Life of a...) said...

Goodness, I didn't realize that you were visiting in MY town. Why didn't you call?????

Michelle said...

That is one crazy story!

Catherine said...

ok...have you been driving to Mississippi to do your shopping?!
I think I saw this girl yesterday at WalMart (or as we say here, THE Wal Mart)
BTW, I hope you don't think I stopped kicking ass, just because I had a baby.
Thanks so much for the laugh. I teared up a little on this one. I would give anything to see your fabulous, 'I'm tired of being in the office' kung fu kicks! :O)