Tuesday, September 22, 2009

she struck again!

first read this.

all done? good because she has struck again!!!!

hubby and some guys went skeet shooting for some charity thing and it happened to be at her old man husband's ranch.

guess who decided it was her job to pick up clays and such while wearing short short shorts and a crop top?

well, i don't actually know what she was wearing, trying to get hubby to explain exactly what she had on was quite difficult. all he kept talking about was how big her boobs were. and how short her shorts were. and how she kept bending over to pick stuff up.

back the f up lady! my hubs does not need to see your hieney cheeks nor your triple d's. he has a mediocre hieney and some triple a's right here at home. knock it off.


funny thing is, since the many run ins at the gym, i have actually met her and she is really sweet (yet always dressed like a whore). i think she may just need some lessons on how to act like a lady or at least learn to dress like one.

and i would be more than happy to oblige.


starnes family said...

Fantastic. I've been wondering about her. Love the triple A's part.

Carrie Darney said...

Sorry, I just thought Adam was lonely...that's all.

I think this is the post that made me fall in love with you!

Donatelli98 said...

LMAO - just read the first post you did about her too! What is up with that? We have tons of those at my gym too - hence my post about supporting the ta-ta's!

Sassafrass Jane said...

So glad you put up the link.It was totally my ab workout for the day.
I have changed clothes many mornings because of breakfast hands and breakfast sneezes.
My fav part? "She's really sweet, yet always dresses like a whore." I thought you were going soft on me for a minute--whew!

Ann said...

I am not sure how I missed the orginal post but that lady needs smack down!

FROGGITY! said...

kick her butt into submission coco.

morewineplease said...

not cool at all.

OK, so yes, please come to OKC, we can get a suite somewhere and have a new Moon party? (I am so not a lesbian)

The Jones' said...

SO freaking funny. SO much to say about such things but I'll save it all for another time! Love the triple A's part too; I'm so with ya on that too.

Sara and Trey said...

Love it. I'm cracking up over that first post! So freakin' funny. How old is this woman anyway??

The Lenzers said...

Well shit, if we are not suppose to dress like that at the gym then I better go shopping! HA!!! Maybe you should photograph her and send it in to "what not to wear". Hope the baby toe is feeling better. When you get injured you should make up a really good story about what happened...some crazy sexual thing gone wrong or perhaps you were kicking a "hoochie's" ass in the gym parking lot!

Live.Love.Eat said...

Jeez, is it a small town or what where you live? Is she married to an 80 yr old? Is her name Anna Nicole?