Thursday, November 19, 2009

That was a close call, Mr. Pattinson.

You should of called me to let me know that you were going to be on the Today show this morning!! Silly boy.

We talked about it, Rob, I need to be privy to these things. Or at least I talked to you about letting me in on all of your appearances via texts, letters, phone calls, smoke rings, homing pigeons and what not. You got the message, right?

Yet, this morning you failed me.

Thankfully, my friends seem to care about me a little more than you do. I got 6 phone calls and emails this morning from friendly folks letting me know you would be making an appearance with Matt Lauer.

Unfortunately, these silly kids of mine got in the way (again) and your interview went on as I was dropping them off at Mother's Day Out and I forgot to DVR the dang thing.

THANK GOD FOR YOUTUBE, is all I gotta say about that. Close call fo' sho'.

You looked just precious. Some of your answers didn't make a whole lot of sense but I could tell you were a bit nervous.

Matt Lauer will do that to you every time. Trust me on that one.

Oh, Robby. You were funny, gracious, witty and just a dream boat rolled up into one perfectly tousled headed package.

I am truly looking forward to spending a few hours with you this weekend.

And in the words of Olivia Newton-John,

I love you. I honestly love you.

You don't have to answer. I can see it in your eyes. Maybe it was better left unsaid. This is pure and simple. And you should realize. That this is coming from my heart and not my head.

I love you. I honestly love you.

I'm not trying to make you feel uncomfortable. I'm not trying to make you anything at all. But this feeling doesn't come along everyday. And you shouldn't blow the chance, when you've got the chance to say.

I love you. I honestly love you.

For realz.(I added that ending.)
*This will be the last letter to Robert for awhile, I promise. I will just leave voicemails for him over the weekend.


Kristin said...

I wonder if Charlie Hunnam hears me when I sing Olivia to him? ah ha ha

Sassafrass Jane said...

Oh Coco. First of all, sorry I stalked you and then talked your ear off. I think being run all over by 3 punkins makes you desperate for adult contact. Also, I may or may not have to kill you for all the things you now know about me. And I'm still freaked out your bros gf has my name. Did I dream that?!

Vintage Junky said...

I am off to check out youtube. What is better than a hot guy? Hearing that hot guy speak with a British accent...

Glad you liked your treasures... I am off to get ready for my shirt reads " I am completely and irrevocably in love with a fictional character" I thought adding "and Rob" would land me in divorce court... but it is implied...

Sara and Trey said...

Coco....please tell me this wasn't you!,,20321047,00.html?xid=email-peopledaily-20091119-20321047