Saturday, December 5, 2009

Casey and Coco quotes of a lifetime....

Below is a list of quotes that actually came out of mine and Casey's mouths this weekend, this is for real.

1) "Casey! Jack has poop on his finger!" -coco

2) "Did I just fling poop?"- coco

3) "I'm so disappointed in my performance last night, I usually so much better." -coco

4) "Hold this and watch the kids, I'm about to shit in my pants." - coco

5) "Where's Jack?" - casey

6) "Has anyone seen Bram?" -coco

7) "We've lost Jack again." -coco

8) "Bram was JUST here. Carter, did you see where Bram went?" -casey

9) "Is that bottle of wine already gone?" - casey and coco

10) "Bram, do not body slam Jack again." -coco

11) "Jack, don't spit. Hitting is ok, spitting is not" -casey


13) "Do they not have jogging strollers in Kansas? Why is everyone staring?"- coco

14) "Courtney, we are pretty obnoxious."- casey

15) "Does Blake have enough booze to babysit all five?" -coco

16) "No Jack, Batman did not poop on Lainey's cup. WHERE DID IT COME FROM?"- casey

17) "I don't know where Blake is, probably wearing one of Tess' Pull-Ups balled up in a corner somewhere." -coco

18) "I smelled Lainey's cup and it does not smell like poop. Mystery continues...." - casey

19) "OK, that makes sense. Wine glasses are MUCH bigger than martini glasses. So, we really drank 4 each instead of 2." -coco

20) "Yeah. After a bottle of wine. Each." -casey

21) "I inspected Tessie Mayes's poop balls and they all seemed to be in tact. Still don't know why Jack had poop on his finger." -coco

22) "Hush, Sass. Your car might smell like McDonalds one day, too." - casey

23) "Did you just break that?" -casey

24) "Yep, let's get out of here." -coco

25) "Did they leave because we were being loud?" -casey

This is just a snippet of the shananigans and fun we had this weekend! This week will be Kansas City week in Cocoland.

Funny stories and lots of pics to come.


Carrie Darney said...

I am DYING right now...SO FUNNY! Love it!

Carrie Darney said...

Inspected TM's poop balls. Man, I had to read those again...SO freaking funny!

Sassafrass Jane said...

17's visual has me rolling on the floor. I can't stop. I'm going to break my laptop like this.

And, not a quote, one of my favs? You and Case trying to tell me which side of the car to get in on. Classic.

Can't wait to see pics and hear more about the poop fiasco. The world may never know.

Momma to the A's said...

That is some funny stuff! You guys must have been laughing all weekend long. Did you guys figure out the poop mystery? I am now curious! Glad you all had a good time!

FROGGITY! said...

dat's a lot of poop talk!

so funny!! glad you all had fun.

starnes family said...

Awesome. Post about the poop needs to be written.

Deelsu said...

yes, explanation about the poop is a must!

The Jones Family said...

Laughing so hard right now, I can totally hear you guys!

Donatelli98 said...

Way to spark our interest! As usual you have me LOL!

Jodee Leader said...

What a hoot! It sounds like you had a fun poopy weekend!

Londie Living Life said...

I loved all the excerpts!!! You guys crack me up!!!!

The Soladay Family said...

That's a lot of shit talkin!

juliarhock said...

So glad you're back. Life was not the same without your daily updates. Missed you.

Merry Mack said...

Poop is gross. Just sayin'. Sounds like too much fun. I am glad all have survived. Although, there has been no mention of Blake's survival. Friends are good. Friends with kids are better.

Live.Love.Eat said...

OMG. Soooooooooooooo, you had fun it seems! Poop balls and all!!!!!

msprimadonna67 said...

Hilarious post!