Friday, December 18, 2009

Random thoughts Friday. Courtesy of the loco Coco.

1) We went and saw Santa last night at the "Walk of Lights." Tess would not have a thing to do with the man. Bram took a little while to warm up. For $3 I got a crappy Polaroid. But the novice photographer, yours truly, took these breathtaking memory tickets.

2) Bram asked for a bike and a laser. A bike is doable. I am not so sure the ATF would appreciate us harboring lasers.

3) The music at the Walkway of Lights kept skipping. And now, the next morning, I am singing "Do you see what I see..." but I am singing it, "Do you see what I see see see see see see see.."

4) The music at our HEB (Texas grocery store) plays the coolest music EVER. Everything from Depeche Mode and Eurasure to Journey and Night Ranger. I dance with my kids on aisles that are empty. I mean, how can you not lipsync and not get into, "Motoring, what's your price for flight, In finding Mr. Right, you'll be alright tonight...." I mean come on.

5) I think I am going to tackle my cabinet painting myself. Rather than spend $3,000.00 to have somebody to do it for me. I enjoy painting, so I think I can handle it. And I have already let Vintage Junky know that she will be receiving a plethora of questions from me, as she tackled this project herself in her own darling home.

6) It looks like I will be getting my big boobies in May. Just in time for bathing suit season. I would be getting them earlier but I really want to get my running back and I think new ta-tas will hinder that venture. So in May I will no longer look like a picture straight out of "National Geographic" when topless.

7) My dad reads my blog. "Hey Dad, I'm getting boobies in May! Aren't you excited?"

8) Speaking of things that creep me out a bit..... It makes me kind of uncomfortable telling my dad I'm pregnant. Ugh. I think it is because he officially knows what Hubby and I have been up to.

9) Want to know something that is kind of funny and a bit embarrassing? I got preggers with Bram by accident. Then we decided to try for number two...I was already pregnant. I had a miscarriage. Then two weeks later was pregnant again. Talk about slutty. Our parents, friends and my doctor probably think there is a sexathon going on in Cocoland.

10) Tess is drinking coffee right now. No worries, I have coffee with my cream, rather than cream with my coffee so it is all good in the hood. She wanted to sit in my lap while I typed. I can't type with the little angel precious doll face baby in my lap. Offering some coffee distracted her. "AND MOM OF THE YEAR GOES TO......(envelope opening) COCO!"

11) Finding places for our elf, Frisky, to hide is getting very difficult. I've had to bust out the ladder a few times.

12) We have a big Christmas party to go to tonight, sans kids, and I need a fun different appetizer to bring. It needs to be different because this shin dig is with my usual peeps and they are used to the usual Coco culinary delights. SO I want to mix things up a bit.

13) I got, "Maggie Gyllenhauled" yesterday. WTF.

14) If you get two Christmas cards from me, just pretend you only got one. I got all confused and stuff. Don't ask....

15) I am in love with my Robert Pattinson calendar that Sass bought me for Hanukkah. I have it hanging in the most perfect place, I look at it every time I head out to the garage. The other day I even contemplated kissing him. But Bram was watching me and I think he will need enough therapy as it is.

16) Neither Sass nor I celebrate Hanukkah but I wanted to write it.

Have a fabulous weekend!!

ta-ta for now!


Sara and Trey said...

Congrats on the boobies! Please don't go all Pamela Anderson on us though.

Carrie Darney said...

Yeah Boobies!

Laser...get him a laser pointer thingie!!

starnes family said...

You with boobs could be dangerous. You demand enough attention without them......just by being your darling, hilarious, Beyonce dancing self......add boobs.....we might have a problem on our hands.

Or, the husband will. Good luck to him.

Deelsu said...

YAY! for boobs! I have coffee with my cream too.

MamaSue said...

I agree with Casey...don't go overboard. Courtnay now thinks hers are too big. Courtnay's look great if you want her surgeons could come to your parents to will need help!

The Soladay Family said...

Yay for BOOBIES! I love boobies! They are all they are cracked up to be and MORE! Once you get them, you will want to show them off all the time....just because you can! You will never want to wear a bra again! You will wear things you never could before, and you will buy stock in Victoria's Secret...because you can! Yay for you!

By the way, PLEASE tell me what kind of camera you have! Awesome pics!

If the shoe FITZ said...

totally hear ya about telling people family esp. that you're pregnant...

the night after our wedding we went back to my parent's house for brunch and when we walked in i just felt like everyone was staring at us like they knew what we had been doing the night before...

Sassafrass Jane said...

Happy Hanukkah!
You with boobs?! Holy bazookas, we're all in trouble. I LOVE my cupcakes, but they could use some extra icing. When I look like NatGeo I'll look into it.
I need app. ideas, too. If I eat one more little smokey this season, I might grow one.
This might be the most crude comment I've left.

Sara and Trey said...

App Idea:
These are scrumptious!! And easy!
Brie Bites -
1 can of crescent rolls
Triangle of Brie
Strawberry Jam (or your choice)
Pecan Halves (or walnuts)
Mini muffin pan

Spray your pan with Pam. Unroll your crescent rolls and cut them to fit the muffin holes and press into the pan. (They don't have to be pretty) Add a small spoonful of strawberry jam into each one. Cut up small pieces of brie and add on top of the jam. Lastly, put your pecan half or walnut on top. Bake in the oven on 350 until rolls are golden brown.
Soooooo good!!

Shannon said...

I think you should sign off "ta-tas for now" given your plans for May.

I feel ya on the elf. We're in 4 houses between today and Christmas and since my son would freak if we touched him, it gets tricky trying to sneak the little guy to all of our locations.

Live.Love.Eat said...

OMG, where do I start. Again you're hysterical or just always drinking when posting. Either way, I love it. Um, congrats on the boobies. That's one of my assets (or 2) so I can imagine why some ladies would want nice ones too.

Hello? I could have helped you with your appie. Those are my specialty. I'm not hurt though :)

Have a great weekend!!!!!

The Rand's said...

i thought of you this morning b/c your look alike was on the today show. i think you're much prettier though. and way funnier.
congrats on the boobies! that's exciting!

The Lenzers said...

what? you had sex to get pregos?? i'm like the freaking virgin mary here! and so jealous of the boobs!! i have to fix my belly button first, but boobs are on the list!

Momma to the A's said...

Wahoo for boobies! I want mine re-constructed once I have left the baby bizz! I can only imagine how excited you are!

Love your random posts! They are alway a great way to end the week! Have a merry weekend!

Donatelli98 said...

Wow - new ta-tas - this will be interesting! It will make the Singles Ladies dance even more exciting!

Kristin said...

Oh the booby fairy. She gave me a little too much last time. Next pregnancy I hope she tones it down a bit. Ah ha ha

Michelle said...

Great pics!
Congrats on the tata's. I just had it done in Sept so let me know if you have any questions. Email me! :)

Londie Living Life said...

congrats on getting the new nay nay!!!! be ready to be in some serious pain!!!! :) But its so worth it!!! Can't wait to see the new big boobied Coco!!!!