Monday, November 3, 2008

Three year old QUOTE OF THE DAY!

"I AM THE COOLEST KID ON THE PWANET!!!!!"

We really need to work on his self esteem issues.

I just love being tagged!!!

Londie has tagged me! I love being tagged because I get to talk about myself, and also it gives all of my thousands of readers a little more insight to the Coco.

Here are the rules:
1. Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by including links to their blogs.
4. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blogs

Here we go:

1. I want a third baby. Really this time. I don't feel like our family is quite complete. I either need a Scout Frances or an Augustus "Gus" Burns to finish out our precious family.
Hubby is very much NOT on board so I will have to make do with the two I already have.

2) I have a tiny obsession with Beyonce. I want her body so bad that when I run, I must have tons of Beyonce songs on my ipod. This motivates me big time.
In my super active imagination, her ass is achievable.

3) Country Living magazine is my "bible." It is SO my taste in home decor and one day I will actually accomplish a room that would make that publication very proud. And they will come photograph said room and then I will frame it and hang in my bedroom to look at every night before bed.

4) I talk a lot. A lot a lot. Always have and I guess I always will.

5) I am an obsessive leg and underarm shaver. If I take three showers on a particular day, then my pits get shaved three times. My legs get shaved nightly, I can't stand the feeling of stubble in jeans or rubbing on my sheets. Yuck. But I am not obsessive with my bikini line. At. All. Poor Hubby.

6) I have Dance Party USA with my kids every afternoon. Without fail. The music is loud and we seriously break it down. I have secretly taught Bram to do "jazz hands" and how to sashay. Tess is now partaking in our Dance Party USA festivities and can shake it like nobody's business.

7) I think I could be pretty gawdy if I didn't hold back. I like things sparkly and big. Big hair, big boobs (don't have any but intend to very soon), long fake nails. Lots of jewelry, turqoise and coral, concho belts. I seriously should of been a country and western singer.
Sadly, my hair is a tasteful bob, I dress trendy but conservative. My nails are acrylic but very short. Highlights are minimal. Boobs will be a small C.
But if I could, oh the possibilities.

So I want to hear from some of my favorite reads. I tag:

Angie
Michelle
KDLost
Coco
Shannon
Shannie
Deb

You think you know, but you have no idea....

The mad super hero skills this kid possesses.

And when you have on a Batman/Ironman costume combo.......
Let's just say the possibilities are endless.

OH NO HE DIDN'T!

Who the hell taught him this?

I guess he missed the Texas Tech/UT game Saturday night.

GET YOUR GUNS UP!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

An old man in a 32 year olds body

Hubby just asked me who Rod Stewart was. No lie.

A few months ago, after seeing a picture of Bono, he asked, "Who is that?" Ummm.....

One year ago he said, "you know that Ozzy Osbourne guy?" Are you serious?

And the topper. Homeboy has never ever purchased a CD in his life! Doesn't even own one. Never has.

Wine glass PARTY!!!

WOOOO HOOOOO! It doesn't get more exciting than this people!!! It is time for our holiday wine glass exchange.

This is a small yet exclusive group of hot mamas that choose to partake in this super duper fun event!!

If you didn't sign up in time, then I will pray for you tonight. Because you are going to be a real sad mamacita when a fun or beautiful wine glass doesn't show up at your door.

So here is the match ups, drawn randomly by Hubby.

Coco (me) and Casey

Michelle and Londie

Deb and Steph

KD Lost and Dana

Try to keep the pretty glass at around $10 and make sure to snuggly ship it.

The different wine glasses are so much fun. I promise, you will want to start your own collection.

FUN!

Saturday, November 1, 2008

The BEST Halloween yet!






This was the best Halloween YET!! Bram was a riot and Tess, well.....Tess will get it together next year. But little sister was definitely a trooper.

We all met up for pizza and wine (and juice boxes) at Kell's house. Took lots of pictures and then as it got dark, the Trick or Treating fun began.

The funny thing is, we live in a gated community so everyone shows up in their golf carts. Our kids are going to grow up so lazy!!

I remember trekking through my neighborhood until my plastic high heels rubbed bloody blisters on my feet.

Anyhoo, Tess just sat in my lap in our golf cart, eyes open in pure amazement at all of the activity. Kids running everywhere! I sat, sipped my wine, and laughed my ass off at Bram. Running from house to house, spider legs flying in the wind. Yelling "THANK YOU" as he was running off with his newly collected loot.

Every holiday gets soooo much better the more he understands. He was such a big boy last night. I was so proud watching him say his "please and thank yous", following all of the big boys up to the lit porches. Sitting up on the trailer stacked with hay while driving from street to street. I loved every second of it.

So did Hubby. So did Brammy. Life is good.

What is even better, my little butterfly will be able to partake in all of the fun next year.