merry christmas, my ladies....

I have the mother effing FLU!!!!!

I was feeling yuck yesterday, last night was yuckier.
Then then this morning, the yuckiest.

So, I drug myself to the doctor, where they tried their best to kill me by sticking a sword up my nostril, and low and behold..the flu!

I have not been sick since I was 5 months pregnant with Tess, and I had strep throat. Strep is awesome because you can get meds and feel better the next day.

SOOOO, I am in bed today, hopefully I will feel better tomorrow. I MUST celebrate this glorious holiday with the family.

I have discovered that, I am such a drunk, that NyQuil does not effect me in the least. No drowsiness at all.

Which sucks.


Happy Christmas and a Merry New Years.

Ta-ta for now!!

(and yes, that is the prize winning christmas card above. i am displaying my trophy proudly in the powder bath. still the made up christmas card contest winner three years and counting. i love being a winner.
if you ever see the hubs out and about, don't mention my made up christmas card contest. it scares him a little that i make stuff up. it scares him even more when i don't use the filter and tell people about my made up contests and what not. actually, a lot of what i do scares him, so it will just be best if we keep the contest on the down low. which you do know isn't a real contest. right? just one in my head that i have been having since around age 7. thought i should clear that up. but i do want to congratulate 2nd place, casey and 3rd place my sister in law, lacey. no trophies for you two, just some shitty ribbons.)