Monday, February 2, 2009

Dear Gran-T and Mikey,

Hi! It's us, your ONE AND ONLY granddaughter and grandson, Tess and Bram. We need to talk to the two of you. And this is serious business.

As you know, the two of you live on 10 acres and have two barns. You live in a big house with a pool and lots of room to run and play. Did we mention how beautiful you are Gran-T? And skinny too?

But we digress, all of this beautiful land and atmosphere is simply perfection. There is no other place on the planet we would rather be. Ever. In fact, we wake up every single morning begging our mom and dad to take us to your house. This is no exaggeration at all. Really it isn't.

Mikey is such a looker, he makes Brad Pitt look like your average ugly person. And did we mention how much fun he is? Nobody has cooler toys than our Mikey does. And that is a fact.

The toy shopping we get to do every. single. time. we head to Parker County is amazing, but that isn't why we love staying with y'all. Is it the limited supply of cookies and popsicles? No way, Jose! Is it watching "It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown" 400 times a day? Nope, that doesn't seal the deal either.

The two of us WORSHIP the two of you, because you both could be the coolest, bestest, nicest, best looking, funniest, spriest, and smartest two people on the planet.

And talk about y'alls parenting skills? Holy Moly! Uncle Bryan and our mom couldn't be more upstanding citizens. Y'all did a bang up job raising kids, this is no lie. Let's pray to the sweet baby Jesus our mom gets 1/100 of the skills y'all have. Fingers crossed, right?

So, we think y'all should get a pot belly pig and keep it at y'alls place and we will come see it all the time.

We love you both,
Bram and Tessie Mayes


starnes family said...

OK, this is making more sense.

Please, Gran-T and Mikey.

Courtney does not need a pig in her house. We know she's crazy, but even this is a bit much.

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

WHEN DID YOU START SMOKING CRACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Even if it is at your parent's house!

Heather said...

Now that's a better idea!

KDLOST said...

:) this is cute! pig!?

MamaSue said...

Sydney votes yes for the pig. Gran-T lets our chicken live at her house so why not your pig? The chicken is very cute I might add!

Coco said...

Maybe Gran-T will give Syndney a pig too!!!! Y

Live.Love.Eat said...

I'll send them a letter too. I think it's a great idea :)

Michelle said...

FUNNY post!!!!!! You crack me up! Great idea too....