First of all, if you want a good laugh this Friday, please visit Shannie. Right now. Seriously, you might pee your pants.
Her conversation with her daughter made me think of all the conversations or sentences that come out of my mouth, that I never dreamt would. All since having children.
For instance, "BRAM, stop licking the fireplace!" Nope, never in a million years did I think I would EVER tell someone to stop licking a fireplace.
Or, "Hubby, grab Tess and wash her hands, she was playing in the toilet again."
Or, "Did you just go poo poo? Did you wipe? Bend over, let mommy check your wiping job."
Or the classic, "Has anyone seen the baby?"
The things kids do can be so frustrating at the time, but when you look back. Just. Plain. Hilarious.
On another topic, I was watching my good ol' FOX news and they ran a story about drinking alcohol can cause cancer in women.
It was nice knowing y'all.