If I pooped as much as Tess does, I would weigh 90 lbs. For real.
And is it bad that I sing, "she's Dookalicious. She keeps her mom on rock rock," every time she has a poopie? Obviously, to the tune of "Fergalicious." I have changed the whole song to fit the entire changing diaper process.
Bram sings it too. To his friends. At school. His Christian school.