You yell to your son in the backyard, "BRAM! DON'T POINT THAT GUN AT PEOPLE! WE ONLY SHOOT THINGS LIKE DEER, BIRDS, OR TURKEYS!" (I was having trouble thinking of what we do shoot.)
I seriously just said that and I know people heard me. We live on the 14th hole of the golf course, and it is a balmy 89 degrees outside today. The golf course is packed.
That statement just came out of my mouth. What has become of me?