Monday, December 29, 2008

A fetish at three?

Conversation heard last week between Bram and his cousin Hank:

Bram: Hank please lick my armpit? Please?

Hank: No Bram, I won't lick your armpit, stop asking!!!

(Hubby intervenes)

Hubby: Bram! You don't ask people to lick your armpits, that is disgusting.

Bram: But I bet it feels good.

Yes, this was a conversation that actually went down at Casa de Coco last week. Weird isn't it? I have no idea where Bram got the armpit licking idea in his pervy little head. The only thing I can figure out is that at night I tickle his arms when we read, and so he figured licking would be even better.

So last night, Bram was snuggling in our bed while I read to him and I noticed him fidgeting, and this is the conversation that followed:

Me: Bram, I am trying to read to you. What in the world are you doing? Be still.

Bram: I am trying to lick my own armpit.

Me: I am tired of hearing about all of this armpit talk. No licking armpits.

Bram: I think I can at least lick my own armpit!!!!

He gave it his best shot, got his little arm up high in the air with his head and neck reaching as far as they could reach. No luck in licking his own armpit though.

Should I be worried? It was funny at first but now I think he may just be a little freak show.


KDLOST said...


oh noes! he's a creative one, that's for sure.

Michelle said...

LOL! He is hilarious! Think about it probably would feel good! LOL! Was that wrong?!

Live.Love.Eat said...

I would love to babysit for him for a few hours. I think I would be cracking up the whole time.

whereismymind said...

It may feel good, but I don't want to do it. LOL! Too funny!!!!

starnes family said...

I'm so glad you don't have a filter, Courtney. Otherwise, we'd be in the dark in regards to the world of Bram.

Mine are little weirdos, too, but I can't recall this being an interest.

Carry on, Braminator!!!!!

Heather said...

He is a character that Bram!

The Gaylord is a Hotel in Grapevine, Tx. It opened about 3-4 years ago. Just a tourist attraction here pretty close the the airport. They had really pretty Christmas decorations and they have some kind of ice exhibit where you go through it and wear big parkas. It costs like $35 a person though and my kids wouldn't appreciate it $35 a person enough so we have never done it.

And to answer you from earlier... Christmas does get so much more fun the older they get. Our kids are at such great ages right now because everyone is completely self sufficient and no one is a teenager yet! :) I feel like right now is probably the easiest they will ever be! It is so fun and never a dull moment. Our house is always crazy - but fun crazy - except for the fighting!

Heather said...

Oh and also - where are you getting those so cute headers???