As in, "Mommy, I need more poo-poo napkins!"
Or "Honey, be sure to buy more poo-poo napkins, we are out!"
Or, "Do you have a tissue or a poo-poo napkin I can use?"
Apparently, the word toilet paper was lost on Bram. So he created his own name for it.
Go ahead, teach your children and husbands to use the term, "poo-poo napkin" rather than toilet paper.
Seriously, the little dude might be on to something.....