Yesterday I was giving Tess a bath. I didn't want Bram to get in because we were having some friends over and he would just get dirty again.
So I am sitting on the bathroom floor and he starts taking off his shorts. I say, "Bram, you are not getting in with sister. We talked about it, mommy said no."
Guess what little asshole grabbed my face and said, "I am in charge and I will be taking a bath. Not later. But now."
Are you f'ing kidding me?